Stupid Book Titles


I was innocently browsing along Amazon.com today when it struck me how many dumb book titles there are. Here I’ll share with you a handful of the bizarre books I found:

1. Book #1: Cheese Problems Solved

This book Cheese Problems Solved is a must-have for anyone who faces chronic problems with cheese. For $249 (no, that’s not a typo) it better solve a heck of a lot more problems than just ones caused by cheese…

2. Book #2: How to Read a Book
At 426 pages, How To Read a Book may not be for beginners or people who have never read before.

3. Book #3: Fitness By Penis
Fitness by Penis is exactly what it sounds like…Could you imagine buying this one at the book store?

4.  Stupid Book #4: Whiskey & Spirits for Dummies
Because the world does not have enough dumb drunks already…Watch dumb drunk people do dumb things on YouTube.

5. Stupid Book #5: 500 Things To Do With Pantyhose
500 Things to do with Pantyhose…Man I thought I had problems finding better things to do with my time…Though I don’t encourage suicide, if I was writing this book “hang yourself” would probably be ideas 2-500.

I stumbled across quite a few more worth sharing, but I think I’ll save those ones for another day…

Stupidest Movie Ever – Snakes on a Plane

I’ve seen a lot of stupid movies, but the Samuel L. Jackson movie Snakes on a Plane has to be the worst stupid movie I’ve seen in a long time. It’s worse than a made-for-tv movie.  We can all learn something from this though: Getting killed WILL kill you.

HERE’S SOME BOOKS FOR YOUR SUMMER READING LIST

Here’s a few more stupid and funny book titles I’ve come across to add to your summer reading list. Will they keep your mind from turning into slush? Probably not. But hey, at least you can say you tried.

101 Things to Do With a Salad

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Now, I’m sure this is a cookbook of some sorts…but the title makes me wonder if there’s more you could do with a salad besides eat it. Could we throw it at people? Dump it in somebody’s desk? Play football with those little cherry tomatoes? String it around a room as a decoration? The possibilities with salad are clearly endless.

When Your Phone Doesn’t Ring, It’ll Be Me

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That’s right. The lady who wrote this book will not call you. Hear your phone not ringing? That’s her. Kind of creepy, isn’t it?

English as a Second F*cking Language

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If you’re studying English as a second language, or maybe just need a review, this book is sure to enhance your explicit vocabulary. Your English teachers couldn’t be more proud.

Don’t Pee on My Leg and Tell Me It’s Raining

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You don’t want to mess with Judge Judy…she’ll know you’re lying if you try to do to her what the title suggests. There’s no fooling her. You pee on her and she’s going to know it’s pee.

Meatball Sundae

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Out of all the books, this is one that you might actually find useful. Marketing guru Seth Godin is known for some strange book titles in the past: The Big Moo, The Bootstrapper’s Bible, and Small Is the New Big are just a few examples. And of course there’s his strangely named website Squidoo. Sounds pretty yummy though, doesn’t it?

Be sure you don’t miss any of these book titles this summer if you plan on reading. Think how impressive you will seem to all your friends when you brag to them: “Man, I just finished reading 101 Things to Do With a Salad – I couldn’t put it down! It changed my life!”

If you get through these 5 books this summer, you can always check out our other funny and bizarre book titles for some other books with odd titles to read.